Friday, July 27, 2007
Question.
I'd like a propose a question to my readership. Robert Downey Jr: Down with the swirl?
Please take this question seriously. I see him as the sort of, I dunno, nearly homosexual, heart of gold, bipolar coke-head I could really see myself with. I'm about as white a woman as you'll ever meet, in every way other than the fact that by some accident my skin is of a burnished gold only otherwise seen on statues of Mayan goddesses. Will this stand in the way between me and RDJ?
Please take this question seriously. I see him as the sort of, I dunno, nearly homosexual, heart of gold, bipolar coke-head I could really see myself with. I'm about as white a woman as you'll ever meet, in every way other than the fact that by some accident my skin is of a burnished gold only otherwise seen on statues of Mayan goddesses. Will this stand in the way between me and RDJ?
# posted by Anna @ 7:59 AM 
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He is definitely down with the swirl but I see him more down with making out with himself in a mirror and dumpster diving for donuts than I do in a relationship with a living, breathing woman, you know? Or I guess you really don't know.
anna, while i can picture RDJR snorting coke off the rock hard abs of a pretty call boy (or off of a mirror reflecting his own, as per hooker numero uno), i can also see him falling for you big time. he seems like the kind of fella who likes the pole and the hole IF you KNOW what i MEAN. whether he can find his way out of the afore-afore mentioned dumpster and to the protrusion or indentation of fancy remains to be seen.
i just popped the most sattisfying pimple EVER. the kind that snaps when you pop it, and actually deflates? thats it!
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